Lance: A Soap Oprah

I guess I don't need to tell you Lance Armstrong finally admitted what everybody already knew: that he won the Tour de France seven times on banned substances such as EPO. And yes, he was terribly sorry about that.
Title: It was worth a try, of course
Text: Oprah: "Children, Lance wants to say something to you" Lance: "Really very sorry about all that - can I go on playing now?"